That's right. You heard me. Fuck you. And let me tell you why, Little Miss 320 Calories Per Serving Zebra Cake TRAMP! Why do you have to make your snacks so delicious? I mean, couldn't you put jalepenos in them, or something?
I know what you put in them. Crack. It has to be! Please tell me it's crack so I can go to rehab and forget about the delightfully sweet, smushy goodness that is a Zebra Cake.
Are you in cahoots with the blood glucose meter companies?
Sunday, May 11, 2008
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Um, I hate to tell you this, but I think those are made with actual zebras. At least that's what I tell myself when I'm on my way to the rice cakes.
Exactly! And that is why I have now switched to Oatmeal Cream Pies!
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