Magazine Cover Without Thought

My boyfriend and I were waiting for new tires to be put on his car. As his cutie-pie daughter pulled magazines from the rack and brought them to him, he discovered the following magazine:



Ok. So.... I'll get back to you when I have come up with a suitable comeback for that cover. Put yours in the comments. :)

Solution For The "Fuel Crisis"

I have a very economical solution to the "fuel crisis."

My ass.

Or more like what has been coming out of it ALL DAY! I could power a small city on the flammable gasses that have been creeping out of my butt! JEEZ!! What did I eat?

On the bright side, it keeps people at work at bay. :P

Note To Self #2

Eeyore is a cute, cuddly, depressed donkey from Winnie the Pooh. However, Eeyore on a t-shirt with stars and stripes letters saying "cheerless leader" tends to hack people off. Think before you buy another shirt from the teen section of Wal-Mart during election time and don't wear it to work, again.

Eeyore needs medication.

Sporn

Well, EA Games should have seen this coming a mile away. You make something that enables people to create life forms from their wildest imaginations and you eventually get SPORN.

Here is one of my naughty creations. NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!



And, for those of you who want to see if I am capable of creating something more serious; I present to you, Barney.



A pig:



To see my growing list of Spore creatures (mostly safe for work), you can view my YouTube channel.
http://www.youtube.com/user/LadyWeasel