Sunday, November 08, 2009

There's A Strange Click-Clack In The Back Of My Sacroiliac!

I should have posted this a month or so ago. I have NO clue how I did this to myself. But, apparently, I hurt myself waaaaaay down on my lower back. The pain had been going on for years, off and on and aggravated by my periods. It was bearable, but one weekend, it became not so bearable. I finally got tired of the pain in my ass. That feeling of being skewered with a hot poker from back to front. I thought it might have been an ovarian cyst or maybe my appendix was rotting away. I was, thankfully, wrong. After a quick visit to the local minor emergency clinic, I was referred to physical therapy. The first therapist I saw was convinced it was my SI causing all that pain. After a few short tests, she put me on the table, twisted me and I heard a big POP! OH MY FUCKING GOD that felt REALLY good! I got a second opinion from another therapist at that clinic. He agreed it was my SI. So, after a month of going to physical therapy twice a week, I am almost pain free. Next step is to get a new bed. My old queen size double pillow top mattress is not doing me any favors.

Friday, September 18, 2009

I Can't Sleep

I can't sleep because there are too many things running through my head ... and my back hurts. Maybe I'm thinking of all these things to try and take my mind off the pain in my back. It doesn't hurt when I lie down, most of the time. But, I know it will be there when I stand up. Worst of all, I am dwelling on the fact that my beloved friend and massage therapist is no longer around to call. The man who laughed with me after I butt dialed him, walked in to the bathroom of The Magic Time Machine and all he heard was toilets flushing.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Keep In Touch

I'm not very good at keeping in touch with people. I get busy and lose track of time, or I just want to hide in my apartment like a hermit. I regret this aspect of me.

On September 4th, a friend of mine died from a short battle with cancer. I didn't even know he was sick until a few days before that. I hadn't seen him or talked to him in well over a year (or more) for no particular reason. Not that I was mad at him. Time has a way of going by very fast. I loved him very much and I would give almost anything to be able to give him just ONE more hug.

Don't let time slip by. Enjoy the time you have to spend with your loved ones.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Sperm Bank

Stupid.com has some of THE STUPIDEST things to but on the internet. This one is stupid AND tacky! HAHAHAHAA!!!

http://www.stupid.com/fun/SPRM.html

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Napoleon's Penis

This woman SUPPOSEDLY has a box that SUPPOSEDLY contains Napoleon's dried up penis. So, why wouldn't she let the reporter film it? I need proof!

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

My Submission To omnomnomnom.com

Found the original picture in THIS blog. I couldn't restrain myself from making an "om nom nom nom" out of it!!