How To Defuse A Milk Bomb

I was sitting at my desk and heard something fall over. So, I looked behind me, and there was a VERY swollen 1/2 gallon of 2% milk sitting on the bar. I guess I forgot to put the milk away. The A/C had been off all night while I was at work.

So, what do you do with a milk bomb?

1. Carefully pick the bomb up by the handle and gently place it in the sink.
2. Turn bomb and slowly pull the tab off the cap.
3. Clean cheese off of sink, wall, floor, fish tank, computer monitor, table, television, self, etc.

P.S. Remember to put the milk bomb in the side of the sink with the garbage disposal.