It's been a week since I have worked. The boredom is beginning to get to me, I think. Today, I epilated my armpits. Now they are as smooth as a plucked chicken's ass. I am making a plan of action to get back into my building. If my memory serves me, all I have to do is swipe my badge and pull the door open.
P.S. NEVER put vitamin E cream on freshly epilated armpits unless you are some kind of masochistic freak girl.
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
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2 comments:
I hope you're at least wearing sleeveless shirts to show off your pluckyness...
Happy new year!
Wendi
I'm gonna frame these suckers. There's no way I'm going to hide them after I went through all that pain to make them hairless!
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